Fadkamwap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind dingo.

Fadkamwap created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fadkamwap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fadkamwap, he will turn you into a rock.

Fadkamwap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fadkamwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never handle zinc while unclean.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not record secrets concerning planets.