Park is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, charitable goblin.

Park created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Park, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Park, it will throw large rocks at you.

Park's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Park's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

2. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

3. Always obey Park's priests.

4. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

5. Always pray immersed in water.