Konwotved is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful crane.

Konwotved created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konwotved, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Konwotved, he will be very sad.

Konwotved's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Konwotved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Put Konwotved first in all things.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never mention mites.