Sawnullbem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, vain centipede.

Sawnullbem created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawnullbem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sawnullbem, he will turn you into a snail.

Sawnullbem's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sawnullbem's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

3. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.