Konwotved is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful
crane.
Konwotved created viruses four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Konwotved, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Konwotved, he will be very sad.
Konwotved's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Konwotved's Holy Commandments1. Always help sharks in need.
2. Do not eat grapes.
3. Put Konwotved first in all things.
4. Always wear blue.
5. Never mention mites.