Dapzimsadrangatcamquaffab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow fox.

Dapzimsadrangatcamquaffab created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapzimsadrangatcamquaffab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dapzimsadrangatcamquaffab, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dapzimsadrangatcamquaffab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dapzimsadrangatcamquaffab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide if five otters approach from the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about beans.