Bunjandam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental unicorn.

Bunjandam created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunjandam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bunjandam, it will be very unhappy.

Bunjandam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bunjandam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near nematodes while wearing pink jumpers.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear dresses marked with purple.

4. Do not place beans upon stone.

5. Do not chop down trees.