Venbedfon is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless
jellyfish.
Venbedfon created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Venbedfon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Venbedfon, she will have a low opinion of you.
Venbedfon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Venbedfon's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Badgers are not to be trusted.
5. Never feed pineapples to whales while wearing magenta jumpers.