Venbedfon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless jellyfish.

Venbedfon created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venbedfon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Venbedfon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Venbedfon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Venbedfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed pineapples to whales while wearing magenta jumpers.