Lunmobcat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental ant.

Lunmobcat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunmobcat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lunmobcat, he will turn you into a tree.

Lunmobcat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lunmobcat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Lunmobcat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion tools from lead.

3. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.