Flycambiss is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody camel.

Flycambiss created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flycambiss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flycambiss, she will manifest in front of you.

Flycambiss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flycambiss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.