Mobbutbot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, boastful pigeon.

Mobbutbot created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mobbutbot, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobbutbot, she will torture you forever.

Mobbutbot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Mobbutbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine birds in a large pit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never record numbers.