Zedhad is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous
badger.
Zedhad created silver twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Zedhad, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Zedhad, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Zedhad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Zedhad's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not laugh in public.
4. Never bounce in holy places.
5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing cyan coats.