Mitnurlsig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid squid.

Mitnurlsig created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Mitnurlsig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mitnurlsig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mitnurlsig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mitnurlsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Mitnurlsig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.