Boggadcud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Boggadcud created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Boggadcud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Boggadcud, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Boggadcud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Boggadcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boggadcud.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.