Fasbodhenrip is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, strong
narwhal.
Fasbodhenrip created the cosmos three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fasbodhenrip, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Fasbodhenrip, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Fasbodhenrip's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Fasbodhenrip's Holy Commandments1. Swans are not to be trusted.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.