Bamniglim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless jaguar.

Bamniglim created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamniglim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bamniglim, he will turn you into a plant.

Bamniglim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bamniglim's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before touching carbon.

2. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with foxes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Bamniglim loves sheep, so they must be honoured.