Omtlingess is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, amazing dolphin.

Omtlingess created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtlingess, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omtlingess, it will destroy your home solar system.

Omtlingess' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Omtlingess' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Never feed corn to horses while wearing gray scarves.

3. Never jump near mites.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pray towards the north.