Far Camlattag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciless penguin.

Far Camlattag created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Far Camlattag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Far Camlattag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Far Camlattag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Far Camlattag's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Always remove boots before touching silver.

3. Always wash your neck before prayer.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.