Kamrapab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish whale.

Kamrapab created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kamrapab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kamrapab, it will destroy your home planet.

Kamrapab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kamrapab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Kamrapab loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear hats.