Higkanfub Carcussqueeg Nanwitnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing chinchilla.

Higkanfub Carcussqueeg Nanwitnurl created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higkanfub Carcussqueeg Nanwitnurl, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Higkanfub Carcussqueeg Nanwitnurl, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Higkanfub Carcussqueeg Nanwitnurl's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Higkanfub Carcussqueeg Nanwitnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Higkanfub Carcussqueeg Nanwitnurl.

4. Never feed gooseberries to tortoises while wearing stockings.

5. Do not sing at forests.