Hitcanmifcit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind crane.

Hitcanmifcit created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitcanmifcit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hitcanmifcit, she will not care at all.

Hitcanmifcit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hitcanmifcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hitcanmifcit loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not kill squirrels.