Hitcanmifcit is a god.
She takes the form of a small, kind
crane.
Hitcanmifcit created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hitcanmifcit, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Hitcanmifcit, she will not care at all.
Hitcanmifcit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Hitcanmifcit's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Hitcanmifcit loves great tits, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not kill squirrels.