Cumjenvonk Bedjatrill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, moody camel.

Cumjenvonk Bedjatrill created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumjenvonk Bedjatrill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumjenvonk Bedjatrill, he will not care at all.

Cumjenvonk Bedjatrill's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cumjenvonk Bedjatrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about rats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Cumjenvonk Bedjatrill on top of important buildings.