Jighigpanjat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witless bear.

Jighigpanjat created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jighigpanjat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jighigpanjat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Jighigpanjat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jighigpanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not eat figs.