Quartnabfitgarlenran is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage raven.

Quartnabfitgarlenran created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartnabfitgarlenran, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quartnabfitgarlenran, she will destroy your home planet.

Quartnabfitgarlenran's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quartnabfitgarlenran's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snakes approach from the north.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never hop in the presence of elders.

5. Never feed bread to swans while wearing stockings.