Faslistsug is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful crow.

Faslistsug created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faslistsug, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Faslistsug, she will come to you in dreams.

Faslistsug's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Faslistsug's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never touch water while clean.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing gray ear rings and balancing five gold spheres on your feet.