Yiksawing is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody yak.

Yiksawing created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiksawing, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yiksawing, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yiksawing's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yiksawing's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Never stain your hands with cyan.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never record signs.