Vilgabweg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane mongoose.

Vilgabweg created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilgabweg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vilgabweg, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vilgabweg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vilgabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while clean.

2. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not wear jumpers marked with white.

4. Never eat oranges on fasting days.

5. Vilgabweg must be the most important thing in your life.