Mifwodvedab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, impressive raven.

Mifwodvedab created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifwodvedab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifwodvedab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Mifwodvedab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mifwodvedab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mifwodvedab.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.