Bopgofnutt Homwadgep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful swan.

Bopgofnutt Homwadgep created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Bopgofnutt Homwadgep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bopgofnutt Homwadgep, he will turn you into a duck.

Bopgofnutt Homwadgep's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bopgofnutt Homwadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear skirts marked with cyan.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bopgofnutt Homwadgep.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never feed cucumbers to aardvarks while wearing shirts.

5. Never wear red jumpers on sacred days.