Dobgabgan Dogrigflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy owl.

Dobgabgan Dogrigflag created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgabgan Dogrigflag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dobgabgan Dogrigflag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dobgabgan Dogrigflag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dobgabgan Dogrigflag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.