Febbedgid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical bird.

Febbedgid created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbedgid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febbedgid, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Febbedgid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Febbedgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never feed peas to mites while wearing purple jumpers.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never hop in the presence of frogs.