Cidgatnur is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, resourceful squid.

Cidgatnur created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Cidgatnur, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cidgatnur, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cidgatnur's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cidgatnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Never touch oil while blessed.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never talk about dark matter near ducks while wearing brown shorts.