Naklarpfaglam is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing owl.

Naklarpfaglam created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naklarpfaglam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Naklarpfaglam, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Naklarpfaglam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Naklarpfaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to foxes while wearing blue corsets.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not shave your chest.