Hubnarcemstig is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, humane
frog.
Hubnarcemstig created the Sol system two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hubnarcemstig, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Hubnarcemstig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Hubnarcemstig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Hubnarcemstig's Holy Commandments1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never go into orange rooms.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never eat bark.