Nakrillwon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent sheep.

Nakrillwon created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakrillwon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakrillwon, he will ignore you.

Nakrillwon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Nakrillwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never chant near mice.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to hamsters while wearing blue kilts.