Misquimcab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent capybara.

Misquimcab created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misquimcab, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Misquimcab, he will turn you into a rock.

Misquimcab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Misquimcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed aubergines to badgers while wearing ear rings.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to aardvarks while wearing purple rings.