Stragrotmet Abrakpon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying skunk.

Stragrotmet Abrakpon created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragrotmet Abrakpon, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stragrotmet Abrakpon, she will throw large rocks at you.

Stragrotmet Abrakpon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stragrotmet Abrakpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to snails while wearing indigo trousers.

2. Never think about spacetime near whales while wearing red hats and balancing four platinum spheres on your arms.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never approach forests carrying wood.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.