Tadfemcin is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous
cobra.
Tadfemcin created matter seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tadfemcin, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Tadfemcin, it will not care at all.
Tadfemcin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Tadfemcin's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never hop in the presence of voles.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
5. Never feed lots of spinach to bats while wearing cyan jumpers.