Zogdodgab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive guinea pig.

Zogdodgab created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogdodgab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogdodgab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Zogdodgab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Zogdodgab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Retreat if four mites approach from the north.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.