Podkipsak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident dingo.

Podkipsak created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podkipsak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Podkipsak, she will turn you into a slug.

Podkipsak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Podkipsak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.