Podkipsak is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident
dingo.
Podkipsak created humankind five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Podkipsak, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Podkipsak, she will turn you into a slug.
Podkipsak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Podkipsak's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry monkeys.
2. Do not wear iron on your body.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.