Pashogdibmapspagbodbest is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow troll.

Pashogdibmapspagbodbest created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pashogdibmapspagbodbest, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pashogdibmapspagbodbest, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pashogdibmapspagbodbest's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pashogdibmapspagbodbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near swans while wearing fawn coats.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Do not covet oxen.