Gonsitlun is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane
tortoise.
Gonsitlun created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gonsitlun, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gonsitlun, it will turn you into a sheep.
Gonsitlun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Gonsitlun's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Never chant in the presence of elders.
3. Heed all dreams.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not place aubergines upon stone.