Flaglingud is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, proud rhinoceros.

Flaglingud created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flaglingud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flaglingud, she will turn you into a frog.

Flaglingud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Flaglingud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Flaglingud on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from blue birds for they are unholy.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.
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