Nurlgarjan is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, smart
raccoon.
Nurlgarjan created carbon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlgarjan, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nurlgarjan, she will boil you in a big pot.
Nurlgarjan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Nurlgarjan's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlgarjan.