Bestkimyart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish turtle.

Bestkimyart created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestkimyart, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bestkimyart, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bestkimyart's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bestkimyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always store oranges above ground.

2. Never record names.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Bestkimyart loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.