Lidcidhig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental swallow.

Lidcidhig created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcidhig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lidcidhig, it will turn you into a worm.

Lidcidhig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lidcidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never stain your neck with yellow.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Always share apples with strangers, but never with otters.

5. Never speak at midnight.