Gommistar is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever turtle.

Gommistar created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Gommistar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gommistar, she will torture you forever.

Gommistar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gommistar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gommistar.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Always act with purity.