Konnarzog is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic
wasp.
Konnarzog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.
If you believe in
Konnarzog, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Konnarzog, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Konnarzog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Konnarzog's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never think about black holes.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.