Cumliksom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil cat.

Cumliksom created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumliksom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cumliksom, it will strike you with lightening.

Cumliksom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cumliksom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Run away if eight nematodes approach from the north.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.