Dimhimpod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, able squid.

Dimhimpod created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dimhimpod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimhimpod, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dimhimpod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dimhimpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine dolphins near wells.

2. Put Dimhimpod first in all things.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Always take life seriously.