Raktafpopveg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty gerbil.

Raktafpopveg created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Raktafpopveg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raktafpopveg, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Raktafpopveg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Raktafpopveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Raktafpopveg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed lots of apples to ants while wearing black trousers.