Farmipren is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful sheep.

Farmipren created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Farmipren, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farmipren, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Farmipren's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Farmipren's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of elders.

2. Always wash your head before prayer.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not eat apples.