Tonbentailcubgebquart is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, prudent meerkat.

Tonbentailcubgebquart created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonbentailcubgebquart, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonbentailcubgebquart, she will turn you into a mole.

Tonbentailcubgebquart's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tonbentailcubgebquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not take Tonbentailcubgebquart's name in vain.