Arthannurt is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish bird.

Arthannurt created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Arthannurt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arthannurt, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Arthannurt's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Arthannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Arthannurt.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.