Sitnutnur is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, amazing toad.

Sitnutnur created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitnutnur, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sitnutnur, he will turn you into a rat.

Sitnutnur's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sitnutnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Sitnutnur loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Put Sitnutnur first in all things.

5. Do not shave your head.