Sakcidgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent tortoise.

Sakcidgeb created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakcidgeb, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sakcidgeb, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sakcidgeb's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sakcidgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Sakcidgeb in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Never run in holy places.