Gancunquat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair cow.

Gancunquat created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gancunquat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gancunquat, it will manifest in front of you.

Gancunquat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gancunquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Put Gancunquat first in all things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about fire.