Gancunquat is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair
cow.
Gancunquat created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gancunquat, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Gancunquat, it will manifest in front of you.
Gancunquat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Gancunquat's Holy Commandments1. Never wear boots.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Put Gancunquat first in all things.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never talk about fire.