Zogtonpog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm butterfly.

Zogtonpog created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogtonpog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zogtonpog, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zogtonpog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Zogtonpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never remain bowed at dawn.

4. You must pray to Zogtonpog six times a day.

5. Never look in ponds.