Tonponteenhamhonfarfatbop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful salamander.

Tonponteenhamhonfarfatbop created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonponteenhamhonfarfatbop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tonponteenhamhonfarfatbop, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tonponteenhamhonfarfatbop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tonponteenhamhonfarfatbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

3. Never gather seven porpoises in one place.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.