Sidfomfab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, annoying mongoose.

Sidfomfab created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidfomfab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sidfomfab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sidfomfab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sidfomfab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Do not take Sidfomfab's name in vain.

4. Hide if three goats approach from the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.