Lunjatomin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring scorpion.

Lunjatomin created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunjatomin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lunjatomin, it will not care at all.

Lunjatomin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Lunjatomin's Holy Commandments

1. Put Lunjatomin first in all things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide if nine moths approach from the north.