Wadjighap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate crab.

Wadjighap created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadjighap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wadjighap, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wadjighap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wadjighap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never pour water over plants.