Padvilgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fast dragon.

Padvilgil created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Padvilgil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Padvilgil, he will have a low opinion of you.

Padvilgil's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Padvilgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Worship no other gods but Padvilgil.

3. Always help doves.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Never talk about stars.